Morning Docket: 11.17.14
* When Loretta Lynch still worked at Hogan & Hartson (now known as Hogan Lovells thanks to a merger), her colleagues described her as a warm person without “a political bone in her body.” That...
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* First the cheerleaders went after their employers in wage and hours suits. Now strippers. And the strippers are winning. [Slate] * Prince Harry’s ex, Chelsy Davy, has left her Biglaw gig as an Allen...
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* An Arkansas judge was mauled by his father's pet zebra. We hope the judge recovers, but what we'd really, really like to know is how the hell one comes to own a pet zebra in Arkansas. [KARK] *...
View ArticleLaw Grad/Exotic Dancer/Gigolo Takes The Main Stage On ‘The Bachelorette’
You really can do anything with a law degree.
View ArticleStrip Club Invites Law Grads To Party After The Bar Exam
You're finally done, so why not go straight from the bar to the pole?
View ArticleLawyer Seminar Gets WILD With ‘Unprofessional And More Than Questionable...
Things got a little off-the-hook at this seminar.
View ArticleBack In The Race: 5 Things Lawyers Can Learn From Strippers About Sales
Strippers use certain techniques to grab their clients’ attention and to get their money -- and some of these techniques can apply to the legal profession, as columnist Shannon Achimalbe explains.
View ArticleAttorney Loses Dog, Mind In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers
If you only read one obvious sanctions motion in the making today, make it this one. This lawyer doesn't care much for his opponent's case and he's going to explain exactly where he's going to stick...
View ArticleJudge Who Once Worked As Stripper Found Dead In Home
Authorities do not suspect foul play, but have not yet ruled it out.
View ArticleParty-Poopers Over At SEC Are Still Insisting That You Cannot Really Expense...
It really seems like the pharma industry is working pretty hard these days to take over from hedge funds as the poorest behaved big-money business sector.
View ArticleTexan ‘Frack Master’ Who (Allegedly) Used Investor Funds To Pay Off ‘Wh*re...
When everything is going so wrong, breathe easy knowing that at least one thing is (allegedly) going right.
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 03.18.15
* An Arkansas judge was mauled by his father's pet zebra. We hope the judge recovers, but what we'd really, really like to know is how the hell one comes to own a pet zebra in Arkansas. [KARK] *...
View ArticleLaw Grad/Exotic Dancer/Gigolo Takes The Main Stage On ‘The Bachelorette’
You really can do anything with a law degree.
View ArticleStrip Club Invites Law Grads To Party After The Bar Exam
You're finally done, so why not go straight from the bar to the pole?
View ArticleLawyer Seminar Gets WILD With ‘Unprofessional And More Than Questionable...
Things got a little off-the-hook at this seminar.
View ArticleBack In The Race: 5 Things Lawyers Can Learn From Strippers About Sales
Strippers use certain techniques to grab their clients’ attention and to get their money -- and some of these techniques can apply to the legal profession, as columnist Shannon Achimalbe explains.
View ArticleAttorney Loses Dog, Mind In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers
If you only read one obvious sanctions motion in the making today, make it this one. This lawyer doesn't care much for his opponent's case and he's going to explain exactly where he's going to stick...
View ArticleJudge Who Once Worked As Stripper Found Dead In Home
Authorities do not suspect foul play, but have not yet ruled it out.
View ArticleParty-Poopers Over At SEC Are Still Insisting That You Cannot Really Expense...
It really seems like the pharma industry is working pretty hard these days to take over from hedge funds as the poorest behaved big-money business sector.
View ArticleTexan ‘Frack Master’ Who (Allegedly) Used Investor Funds To Pay Off ‘Wh*re...
When everything is going so wrong, breathe easy knowing that at least one thing is (allegedly) going right.
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